Obedient caption maker

I love making GOON captions. If I could, I’d spend all my free time making them.
Sometimes people request some captions and if I’m busy at the moment, they will politely ask me to make them some other time. They don’t know that if only they told me to make them now, I’ll get triggered, and it will be very difficult for me to refuse. If I still try to resist all they have to do is show me a picture of a sexy girl and at that point I become an obedient caption maker.